Denial: Yes, I am hideously dirty and have rolled in horse poop and have mud all over my legs but surely I won’t need a bath right? Anger: This isn’t fair. How could this happen

Denial: Yes, I am hideously dirty and have rolled in horse poop and have mud all over my legs but surely I won’t need a bath right? Anger: This isn’t fair. How could this happen
Mr. N shrinks a lot after he gets his hair cut. I’ve weighed him before and afterwards, and he is typically 1/4 pound to a half-pound lighter. I was so tired of him being scruffy,
I have a very scientific fashion of determining whether or not Mr. N has to go to the groomer. When I look at him, and decide he is simply too scruffy to tolerate for muc