Ahoy! Avast ye. Mr. N is recruiting crew members to sail the seven seas and bring back pirate booty. No landlubbers. He promises lots and lots of edible treasures and pungent dead things to roll on. If you misbehave though, it’s the plank for you!
Not getting seasick, getting along with parrots and monkeys (and not eating them!), a taste for beef jerky, being an adept thief of food and having a flair for crazy adventures are all welcome qualities.
Would your pet make a good pirate for Mr. N’s ship?